Lina - Have the guts, got the glory

fredag, januari 14, 2011

Dotter: Hej mamma Jag ska till mitt rum med min pojkvän.
Mamma: Okej gör inget dumt.
(Dottern OCH pojkvännen går in i sovrummet)
Dotter skriker: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
(Mamman springer in i hennes rum) ...
............Mamma: Vad gör du !?!?!?!?
Dotter: Mamma vi har sex, gå ut!
Mamma: Åh tack Gud, jag trodde du lyssnade på Justin Bieber

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Skid Row

So you think you cut me down to size, well there's something you should realize. It's gonna take more than a break in the law to make me smile pretty for the wreckin' ball. Won't beg, won't bleed. The end of sacrifice is a threat to society. Hard line you'll see, once you've made a mark, you've made a threat to society.

I wasn't put here to here to be treated like some disease you hoped would go away if left alone. You can sweep me under the carpet. But, I'll still infect your need to use me as a steppin' stone.